Chef Hot Messica

See "Chef Fuckboy-rdee" for a masculine forward term. Clumsy, untrained and learning on fly, a Chef Hot Messica is an adult, typically in their late 20's and 30's, navigating the world of cuisine on her own. UberEats? in THIS economy?! Oh no, this partially domesticated Goddess uses a chaotic charm and limited patience to make a reasonably edible dish that will keep her alive. Self-taught, zero chill, too many cooking appliances she will never use and 100% MAXIMUM EFFORT.

"After setting the alarm off for the third time this week, Chef Hot Messica finally figured out how to use the dial on the stove and was able to make a charred, but still edible, quesadilla."

by Oh we have to use pseudonyms? June 17, 2025

hot cheeto girl

basically a baddie and a annoying girl with bad humor

look at racheal see look musty asf and she look like a hot cheeto girl LMFAO

by endarken August 2, 2022

The hot seat

The seat that gets hit in T-bone collisions, normally resulting in death

John and some of his friends got T-boned by a semi last night, unfortunately your son was in the hot seat

by innocentexile June 14, 2016

hot chick paradox

The idea that some women who are extremely attractive, also attract a large number of men who are trying to have sex with them, which increases the chances that they have been used, reused and abused by many men too before they gets to you, thus making them less attractive for a long- term relationship and/or marriage.

Jane is a super fun hot chick, great to date and have fun with but she is no marriage material, too many miles in her engine, it is the hot chick paradox, great for sex but terrible for a wife.

by Sa00 April 14, 2020

6am hot dog

Having a hot dog at 6am, no matter if you hired someone to shove it in your face or you eat it.

Person A, shoving a hot dog in Person B's face: "Heyyy, wakey wakey, it's time to get up, heyy look at the time."
Person B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
Person B: "Oh, right!"
Person A continues to shove the hot dog.

by bettercallschroeder January 14, 2024

Alabama Hot Swap

Two best friends swapping their sisters for a "fun" night

Yo Alan and I did an Alabama Hot Swap last night.

by Thevoidwalker4 April 1, 2023

Hot Fudge Sundae

A hot fudge sundae in the Midwest States consists of a pulled beef or pork with brown gravy, and typically two scoops of frozen ice cream on the same plate. It is a commonly found fair food. Although it is typically unheard of in areas outside of the Midwest and gets a bad rap among many for sounding unhealthy.

We have to go to the fair, I heard Julian's have a booth and they are making their hot fudge sundaes!

by Midwestfanatic January 4, 2019