Croker Cock

A kind of male genitals that have grown on a woman that have grown so abnormally large the clitoris is now unrecognisable and deformed and everytime a croker cock ejaculates liquid tendies come out of the multiple dickholes in the croker cock and when threatned the crocker cock owner will yell sket very loudly

"Awh man i went to bang this chick and she had a massive Croker cock"

by Adbraham hitler July 20, 2018

Cock snot

Sperm ..cum

She swallowed all of my cock snot

by Panik909 July 30, 2018

Alarm Cock

A typical alarm clock with a slight surprise. When the alarm cock goes off a slightly limp dildo is smacked into your forehead violently. Usually leaving a slight veiny imprint or possibly a bruise depending on your model of the alarm cock.

Tiffany: "Whats that oddly veiny bruise on your forehead, Bruce?"
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."

by Blackfat August 17, 2018

Cock sock

Anything you put your cock in to keep it warm.

Her asshole made an excellent cock sock to keep me Willy warm.

by Paul Merr August 19, 2018

Clap Cock

When you snipe some one with your fat cock in face.

Brian was tight at Mario and told him to Clap Cock.

by Yerr21 August 19, 2018

cock

a large as fuck dick on a sexy and cum worthy man. most people wanna have sex with this dick as it arouses them

you should've seen his cock.

by bulllshitter August 24, 2018

Cock sled

A Canadian who wishes he was a cock sledger

Shane desperately wanted to be a cock sledger so his audience would grovel at his feet.

by Larathegreat August 25, 2018