Joysorbium syndrome

An affliction that's marked by a person who sucks all the joy out of life. Only known treatment is avoidance.

My girls joysorbium syndrome got so bad even her dog started hating her. I dumped and now the sun shines again.

by wordsmithy62 April 23, 2019

Sudden Suck Syndrome

When you're doing great in a game but for no good reason you start doing dog shit.

Person 1: Bro you were doing so good last game what happened?

Person 2: I don't know I guess I have sudden suck syndrome.

by KGB-Putin September 07, 2019

donovan syndrome

A syndrome that causes the affected party to have severe retardation. The person affected with the disease has a low IQ, and thinks they can pull anybody but they really can't. They have 0 self-awareness and think everything is about them. The have a severe tendency to dickride any person with the letter X or R in their name. This disease affects 1/8,000,000 people.

"Yo bro my son stupid as shit bro" - Person 1
"Dawg he may have donovan syndrome" - Person 2

by d1meatrider December 04, 2024

playlist syndrome

Playlist syndrome is where an album has a tracklist of which seems only fit to be added to your playlist and will not be enjoyed as an entire album. For example, you have lots of tracks you like from an album - and yet, they don't seem to have any coherency, and as such will be added to a playlist (or your liked songs) instead of listening to the full album.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear Joji's new album called Nectar?
Person 2: Yeah dude, but there's no coherency. I think it suffers from playlist syndrome.

by Lee_ahh September 25, 2020

Zoe Syndrome

A word to describe when someone says something completely out of the blue or randomly during a conversation, to the point where it has no actual importance to the current conversation. It stands for "Zoning Out of Exchange."

You: "Yeah I hate pineapples on pizza"
Person: "Pineapple are actually pretty good."
You: "Really? Why do you thi-"
"ZOE": "stupid cat"
Person: "Are they okay?"
You: "Yes, it's just zoe syndrome."

by Kayla Licorne March 08, 2024

stone man syndrome

Also know as Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva nasty disease that turns living cells into bone. A very rare disease though the average life expectancy is 56 years old.1 in 2 million people get it.

Stone man syndrome is a rare disease that is always fatal

by Justadude20 March 29, 2022

Belli Syndrome

When you can't resist the urge to say "sussy baka"

Example of Belli Syndrome: "Have you seen William? He's such a sussy baka UwU Ara Ara"

by Maybe I am a Claus August 01, 2021