National grab ass day

On this day you are obligated to grab someones ass and if you don’t you are a failure

Stacey got mad because I grabbed her ass, but I explained to her it was National Grab Ass Day.

by Petteryettersketter November 24, 2019

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National Relapse Day

the day to (if you absolutely HAVE to) relapse in whatever you were trying to stop. You can ONLY do it on this day. That day is SEPTEMBER 7TH . Until then and after then u can NOT RELAPSE AGAIN. stay clean peoplez xx

Josh: I can't do this anymore, I'm gonna relapse
Hannah: you can't! not until September 7th!
Josh: oh yeah! that's national relapse day!
Hannah: please try stay clean tho Josh.
Josh: I'll try.

by teletubbies_rock123 June 1, 2024

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National bite tall people's ankles day

October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences

Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!

Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!

by anonymous October 12, 2022

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