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wind turban

A moving-air-powered electricity-generating device dat uses wrapped-cloth headgear for catching da breeze.
If you fed a lot of Arab sheiks baked beans and cabbage, perhaps they would produce enough flammable-methane farts dat you could make a "wind turban" device to burn said voluminous anal-fuel for powering an electrical generating station.
by QuacksO December 7, 2020
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Wind-browned

When the skin is in contact with the wind long enough to cause a temporary color change to brown.
His face was wind-browned in a matter of days after he took the job.
by Canniblcupcak June 10, 2018
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wind denier

A person who doesn’t believe in wind or anything pertaining to wind
Dang it’s windy outside
“How can wind deniers not believe in this”
by Michael Jordan the Star April 6, 2023
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French Wind

A release of gas from one's posterior
Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?

Buddy: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..
by RacinJason November 30, 2018
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It Blew Like The Wind

Used in reference to progress that appeared to have happened effortlessly, even though it may have taken a lot of effort. Similar to "the straw that broke the camel's back."
Did you hear about that guy who went from zero to hero over the summer? It blew like the wind.
by aphoenix2023 September 3, 2023
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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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Pennsylvania wind tunnel

When you cum in some ass while the fart and the cum shoots out of the asshole because of the fart
I had a one night stand last night, we Pennsylvania wind tunneled and now my sheets are ruined.
by Tunnel_lover March 27, 2025
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