acch well

sed regularly in all parts of scotland, and occasionally in england (although not many english ppl can say the cchhh part of acch--- also sed in the steriotypical scots word occh nooo jim---- but i have never heard that used in normal everyday terms)

"ur going 2 spew in 20 mins"
"acch well at least i can watch the rest of balamory!"

by born in the wrong decade November 30, 2004

The Reverse Wishing Well

Where you do a shit so massive, you have to push it round the U bend in the toilet by hand.

My boy did a shit so massive he had to give it the reverse wishing well,

by Barry Stu Pid January 06, 2024

Brian Wells

Coolest nigga ever, if dapper was a person(he gives the best handshakes)

Person1: BRIAN WELLS IS THE COOLEST NIGGA EVER!!!
Person2: fax

by Derpafish March 09, 2023

Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

1.When you are are told never knew before

2. Somebody tells you something shocking
.

1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!

Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!

2.

Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

by SKULLION 💀 April 17, 2022

Well Bill

Used whenever a conclusive decision regarding a matter of debate has been reached

Man #1: "So regarding the lamp, its not going to be moved.
Man #2: I can't argue with you anymore, its your house.
Man #1: Well Bill, its Settled then.

by A Simple Observer March 19, 2024

Well done, Hardy

People who think they did something when it's not.

ps: Can be used while clapping sarcastically.

A: *bragging about how he yelled at his teacher in front of people and thinking he looked cool*
B: Well done, Hardy!

by lexleen February 07, 2020

Damn well

used to highlight a point, particularly when the speaker is furious.

I told you three times not to touch that vase! You damn well better clean up this mess before I lose my temper!

by Arminkshipper July 07, 2024