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A british slang word to define an idiot or an asshole
Simon: Oi Wanker, get the fuck out of 'ere!
Peter:Fine
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A man that likes to be alone with his thoughts - Ted Lasso
Crowd Cheering "WANKER! WANKER" spawned this quip when lasso's son asked 'dad, what's a wanker?'
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We’re playing against the wankers
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General purpose insult term dating from the Victorian belief that masturbation made one weak and blind (Onanism). Or a Septic.
Our football club’s been bought up by Yanks!

That’ll end well- the wankers.
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A person that copies whats is percieved to be the most popular paradigm at that time in the media and thinks thats normal,perhaps to feel proud or because its a robot that doesnt think of alternatives in different contexts,in history,in different countries e.g school is for education and learning to behave; but youre not taught how to behave in different contexts and the explanations why.you just sit there till the teacher asks a question. Youre not paid for over 7 hours of your life taken away. The wanker thinks thats a good thing.
Hitting anyone thats done something to deserve it:especially hitting a female,child- but in another country ,in another time where its culturaly acceptable and common, the same wanker would copy that too.
Drowning a witch: the wanker would be against the witch hundreds of years ago but now it would say the idea of a witch is ridiculous; it heard it in the media,its 'woke'. A non-wank would ask themselves why the witch didnt just zap them with its wand,change its appearance with a glamour spell and fly away on its broom.
Religious rules: the wank copies the one in its country but doesnt think why theres other religions and why people in *that* country, copy *that* religion/ mode of behaviour/social construct paradigm.
It was not a law,so thats alright. now its against the law,now its bad e.g drinking alcohol in public: im swigging from a can of brew when im fishing down the canal ,even if i dont catch,i like being in the landscape...and the passer-by says 'do you often drink in public'. I didnt answer.He was wearing chinos,short sleeve shirt and shoes; inverted snob type cunt like uk tv presenters on gardening programmes with over-posh english accent,overlaying its real local accent.it thinks its posh or whatever but hes the one gaslighting-trolling,irking,disturbing the peace,'starting it' Bet it has a bevy down the pub or horse races and doesnt say same to people in country parks picnicing with a bevy ,especialy if they wear the same mode of dress.
Wanker.
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