Twitter

A stupid app that Elon fucks in his sleep

What’s Twitter?
The Baby Momma of Elon Musk’s Kids

by Jakethebait November 23, 2023

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Where K-Pop stans and Feminists unite to create the steaming pile of shit we call Twitter

"Bro, I hate Twitter."

"Everyone does, it's shit."

by DeltaWave November 30, 2020

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why is twitter free? fuck you thats why

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A Place where any type of opinion is automatically offensive and if anyone notices your comment, You're done for.

Random twitter user: I prefer McDonalds instead of burger king

Other Twitter user: OMG THIS PERSON LIKES MCDONALDS!?!?!?11?!?//

Everyone: !!!

by Yeeetur November 01, 2020

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A place where any type of opinion is considered 'Controversial', No matter how small or big it is.

Random Twitter user: I just think McDonalds is better than burger king

Everyone: WTF EWWW YOU LIKE MCDONALDS??? YOU'RE GROSS!1!!

by Yeeetur November 01, 2020

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twitter

person 1:hey i think we sho-
person 2:SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS TWITTER YOU DON'T GET AN OPINION

by figg12 February 21, 2023

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Twitter is a blogging app meant to be bullshit,

it also causes insomnia.

Twitter is ruining my life.

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