turkey weiner

to be a turkey weiner, you must take the turkey weiner out of the packaging and turkey slap your friend across the face with the slimy turkey weiner. after this is done you must proceed to throw the turkey weiner across ur kitchen until it breaks into multiple lil turkey weiners. then the next day there must still be turkey weiners in the couch cushions, on the walls, and in hidden places around your kitchen. and when asked if u threw the turkey weiner you MUST deny this action until the empty turkey weiner wrapper is found in the fridge by a non turkey weiner.

slimy turkey weiner

by turkey weiner September 30, 2009

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Russian Turkey Baster

When you cum around the girls vagina, Then you suck up the Cum, and then you spit it on her face.

Russian Turkey Baster

by milky Straws April 23, 2009

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turkeys fly at midnight

code for when a females "lips" are hanging out of her shorts

susie's turkeys fly at midnight

by joseph jay June 28, 2007

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TurkeyBurger

A burger made of Turkey. They are much better for you and are most certainaly not served at Mcdonalds. Thay taste the same but people do not want to eat them because they want to be fat and look ugly.

Hey dude want to go to Mcdonalds nah I rather have a turkeyburger and not get fat.

by ryuzakikun96 April 24, 2009

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turkeybendalar

A good example of the turkeybendalar.
This is how you can trick your friends and relatives.
Ask someone if they would like to see a turkeybendalar.
When they say yes just take there wrist and twist it behind
there back and up. Behold the turkey bending.
Similar actions would be wedgie or snuggy.

I showed my brother the turkeybendalar and he was not pleased.

by cruger- October 30, 2007

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