do the milking

male masturbation -the male manipulating it's 'udder' to produce "male soul milk" performed more effectively with an assistant, or helper !

we tried to get zeke to go with us to foolsley's, but he said he had to do the milking !

being 'not good enough' , (except to the 'heavy' women) john left the "pick up bar" and went home and do the milking !

he needed to find a "milk maid" to do the milking !

by michael foolsley December 4, 2020

Do as the buffalo

It's what can be said when you have nothing else to say in a conversation, but you still want to leave on a good note.

Also can be used when someone continually asks you for advice.

It's simply a way to get out of a conversation. The real secret is to walk away once you say it.

To legitimize it a bit more, add "As they say" or "Like they say" to the front of the saying to add more value. It'll make them think that it's not just you saying it.

Person 1: "So my boyfriend keeps not picking up and i call him like 50 times a day, I don't know what to do"

Person 2: "Do as the Buffalo"

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Person 1: "There's this girl at work that's so hot. I asked her out but she keeps saying no, what should i do"

Person 2: "Like they say, do as the buffalo" .... and walk away

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Person 1: "Fack there's nothing on tv!"

Person 2: "You should do as the buffalo"

by redstyles April 14, 2014

Seagal-do

-noun

1. A philosophy that teaches the many ways of Steven Seagal.

2. A cock puncher.

3. A bad actor.

Q. What is the secret of Seagal-do?

A. The secret is not to act, but to be.

by B. Patterson August 30, 2009

Doing Dates

Hooking up, casual sex, no strings attached.

Candice is still doing dates to make extra money on the side.

by DoingDates.com August 20, 2023

do a douglas

when a bargoed player closelines someone

im amgoing to do a douglas on the number 12

by Bargoed’s hooker April 18, 2022

Doing a Pete

Cleverly faking your own death so you can play Rocket League more effectively

By doing a Pete, the champion became a more formidable Rocket League participant.

by richieheadgamging July 3, 2022

Do a Materazzi

To trash talk, shame, troll, or verbally harass someone or someone's person, making them decide to use a violent conduct (like punching and headbutting) on the speaker, result in the violent user to lose their future jobs or their job doesn't end well.
Example : Materazzi to Zidane, Chris Rock to Will Smith

Don't try to do a Materazzi if you don't have a long-arse plan.

by Shiine-1 April 9, 2022