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Jim-ism

When you forget to take a specific customer’s details so you can’t load an order
E.g. email or date of birth
by anonymous December 5, 2023
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Jim Beaner

When you pour Jim Bean onto a man’s penis and then give him a foot job.
We got so drunk last night that I think Darren gave Denny a Jim Beaner.
by dothestance September 6, 2023
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Jim long

Most down to earth man loving caring and totAlly sexy will give u the SHIrT off his back
I wish there was a lot more jim long out there everyone needs to have at least one jim long
by Lil Foggy February 21, 2022
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jim

A place people go to weightlift and exercise.
Guy 1: What should we do today?
Guy 2: Let's go jim now!
by JustYoAverageJimRat July 12, 2022
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jim crowpublican

Republicans that aren't real conservatives, but seem to be holding up Jim Crow-ism highly.
He isn't a real conservative any longer. He's a racist that we call Jim Crowpublican.
by AnotherAlias May 12, 2021
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Garlic Jim

A sexual act where the male covers his genitals in garlic butter before beginning coitus
He gave her a Garlic Jim after they got done with their pizza.
by anonymous February 21, 2024
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Jim

A Jim seems predictable but once you get to know him he’s a mystery. Jim can rock a mean ‘stache. But there is that rare Jim that is super unique and a little on the crazy side but also super creative and handsome. Jim has a good sense of humor. Jim is talented. Jim seems Vanilla until you find out he’s artistic and creative and smart. Jim is tall usually 6 feet. Jim has big feet. Jim’s either the goodest person you’ve ever met or the worst person you’ve ever met. The goodest of Jims have a big heart and would do anything for anyone and love to serve Justice. When you find a Jim be good to him because he’ll be super good to you and treat you like royalty. But don’t get on Jim’s bad side… because once you get on Jim’s bad side you’re there for life.
What’s wrong with that guy? Oh he’s on Jim’s bad list.

Wow that guy is super nice! What’s his name? Jim!

Wow!! That tall guy is pretty talented! yeah! That’s because he’s a Jim!

That guy rocks a mean ‘stache! Well that’s because he’s Jim!

Wow I thought this guy was super vanilla but it turns out he’s a real Jim!
by sunkissedguitar November 22, 2023
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