dry as a cats throat

when something is ass dry as a cats throat

gosh darnit this pussy is as dry as a cats throat
(2021 award winner for most used phrase closely followed by “fuck these niggas” by albert einstein

by THECOONs December 11, 2023

Throat monkey

When your partner is laying on the bed, on their back, giving you head, and you go to deep. So they start beating on your legs to back up.

My chick was layin doin over the edge, and I went to deep in her. She starts beatin my legs like a throat monkey.

by spungladash December 17, 2023

dry throat

when your throat is dehydrated and it becomes dry. usually goes away in a day or two and during that time, it may hurt to swallow.

Luca: “Dude I have a dry throat.”
Simon: “Just drink more water.”
Luca: “Yea but it hurts to swallow.”
Simon: “Oh sorry.”

by GreatBanner16 December 18, 2023

A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”

When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,

is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.

Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.

by bootylips45678910 July 5, 2023

Throat Hurdling

When someone attempts an oral challenge greater then they have tried in the past.

Cindy went to far with that porn star throat hurdling his massive wiener.

by Chatta Bob July 9, 2023

Throat Goat

Dakota

Dakota is the best throat goat

by F1lthysoul July 28, 2023

Throat Goat

One who performs fellatio primarily with the use of their throat muscles only and breathes through their ears.

She seemed so sweet and inexperienced, but 3 seconds in I realized that she's a closet Throat Goat

by Daphrampa August 6, 2023