thats what she said

thats what she said can be added on to practically anything

Jim: im bored
Tom: Thats what she said

Jim: this tastes good
Tom:Thats what she said

Jim: this hotdog is larger than most
Tom: thats what she said

by anonymous April 13, 2022

split those

When you "split those", it means you are getting some action. You have cracked the code and spread the legs.

"Hey man, I heard you split those last night. Was it good?"

by mastah_splintah February 20, 2014

National thats your wife but I’m fuckin her day

When you married to a bitch but every year somebody else got have sex with her.

I know that your wife but I gotta clap her cheeks for national thats your wife but I’m fuckin her day.

by Sleezy Breezy June 26, 2019

Graham Thomson

average women lover

i am like graham thomson

by nottherealclashofficial April 26, 2022

good riddance with those critters

The equivalent to hiccups, what "bless you" is to sneezing.

Corey: "Hiccup!!"

Nick: "Good riddance with those critters."

Corey: "Thank you"

by classeh September 23, 2012

TCOTS

Acronym for "TAKE CARE OF THAT SHIT". Mostly referring to getting an abortion but can refer to other things such as cleaning or doing a task.

Ew, she's pregnant? She better TCOTS or I will never speak to her again.

by Not a real person April 10, 2012

thats mean

when a victim of a joke says what the cool person said was mean and the cool person kicks them

dude thats mean

by eminem February 18, 2003