Double Tubing

The act of opening two web browsers to watch two youtube videos at the same time, or to watch a vid while uploading one.

Girl: you gotta see that new video on youtube!
Boy: but i'm uploading something important!
Girl: then start double tubing!

by TehEpicGuilmon August 19, 2010

Empty Tube

When preforming a sexual act but can't cum because you have recently jerked off.

are you gonna cum soon? or do you have an empty tube?

by Pattybasc February 28, 2018

Ignorance Tube

The tube in the neck where assholes spew an overwhelming amount of ignorance, can also be the place that people shove food into known as the Nutrient Chute

I cant listen to john when he's spewing bullshit out of his Ignorance tube

by Genderlessbork April 21, 2018

Tube Sockin

The act of usinging a tube sock full of stool to strike another with (usually while preforming anal sex ) to establish sexual dominance

Yo did ya here what happened in Pod 4C cell 157? Another Tube socking took place.
Damn I feel sorry for the clean up crew.

by JackAdamsBthatKnockin December 28, 2018

Noob Tube

A noob tube is an under barrel grenade launcher such as a M203 for English and American guns or GP-25 for russian and german guns

noob tube

by Noobers March 19, 2012

Steak de la tube

A fine French cuisine involving a mans penis and white sauce, prefect for the ladies.

She ordered the “Steak de la tube” last night and came along a mistake known as my daughter.

by meat beat mania man August 30, 2020

Tube bladder

When you travel on the London underground and need to take a piss, knowing full well you can't get off until your stop

*8 stops to go*

Mate I've got tube bladder I might have to get off early maybe at Camden to take a slash

by Manchatlads January 22, 2021