Cheese Minge

A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!

The existence of 'Cheese Minge' is widely debated, just due to the obscurity of its character.

by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 4, 2023

Minge

'Minge' is a UK (British) slang word for a car/vehicle

Eg.
"Wow Amy I love your minge
"Thank you what colour is your minge?"
"My minge is white"

by British.slang December 30, 2022

ming en

she's an amazing friend like BRUHHHH you can't get anyone better than her, you have to cherish her chaotic crackhead energy. love her lotsssssssssssssssssssssssssss

"i wish i can be like a ming en"

by DOGGIELOVER1857 November 25, 2020

Minge

Pronounced: MiN-jE
A noun similar to the word retard and cunt. Tracing it's origins to the ancient Swedish god, Mingermon.

Guy: James, what's your name
James: You F*ckin minge

by JenningsPissey November 29, 2017

Minge

A term on roleplay servers for players who have no intent to roleplay and are trolling

"Oh my lord he is such a Minge"

by Meme Logic March 2, 2021

Ming Ling

A girl that wants to live in the house with the new addition that was made just for her.

Hey little Ming Ling wanna hear me sing?

by Maddogg radio August 31, 2022

Minge miffed

Caught in a fleeting feeling.
Bruised feelings.

Similar to butthurt.

Shes minge miffed after the bouncer wouldn't let her in the club and called her ugly.

by Emceenuget May 20, 2025