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Washing Machine Heart

A song that talks about never being enough “I know who you pretend I am”

Letting people use you, basically a people pleaser.
“Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart” A heart that trys to people please
by ieatpatrickbateman May 5, 2023
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derek yu machine

A very complex machine that results in death
The Derek yu machine hit me with a random arrow and made me land on spikes
by Geargasm December 16, 2020
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the smelly machine gun

When you drop a fart and it sounds like a machine gun and smells like Rotorua.
by Plummdogg January 10, 2021
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perpetual posting machine

Someone that answers their own post in an endless loop babble filled post
Dennis went full perpetual posting machine when he was questioned about being a real Wizard
by ShillBilly March 18, 2021
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Ohio washing machine

When a corn fed ohio man bends a little Oklahoma boy over a urinal and takes him to pound town
Did you hear Asta gave Jef the old ohio washing machine
by Nitemare6969 October 25, 2022
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Sledgehammer to the coin machine

When a sledgehammer is swung willy nilly like towards the genitals of another person.
"Hey did you hear about Wilcox? He took a sledgehammer to the coin machine."
"Really? He must have been in Florida."
by The coin purse bandit May 18, 2022
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Automatic Teller Machine

Automatic teeeeler machine!
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