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Jose

Jose is a guy who loves to get around. His favorite hobby is messing with every girl's feelings and saying the most foul shit. He has a huge ego and never admits he is wrong. He also has a very large hatred for over-sized women. If you ever come across a Jose, steer clear and mind your business. His ego is the size of the universe but gets very butthurt when the girls he played talks to another boy. Jose is also very athletic, he loves to lift weights and think he is the strongest man in the world. He also does cheer and likes to criticize other athletes that are better than him. But in the end Jose is a very hard worker and will push you harder than anyone. Also never joke around with him because he will say the most hurtful shit even though you were joking.
"Im the most humble person in this room"-Jose
*5 seconds later*
"I am literally so much better than him at stunting"-Also Jose
by kittenmilk25 June 13, 2023
mugGet the Josemug.

Jose Santos

Jose Santos is him.
by Mr.Faxonly February 9, 2023
mugGet the Jose Santosmug.

Jose fat ass

A nigga that is so fat he makes me want too fucking dive in a camel’s asshole
by I hate 🥷 June 2, 2022
mugGet the Jose fat assmug.

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