call the orphanage

to call the orphanage and tell them to take someone away. this person can be anywhere between the ages of fetus-rotting corpse. RAWR XP

if you shit yourself one more time i'm gonna call the orphanage

by sexybeastbbq February 14, 2020

Clothes Call

When you almost poop your pants but get to the bathroom in the nick of time. This is typical for the day after a long night of drinking, chili eating or hot dog eating competition.

Dude that was such a clothes call. I barely got to sit down before I started pooping!

by MoreDumbStuff August 20, 2017

text calling

when your text app is broken or you have recently lost texting on your phone and call up a buddy to relay a two to three word message followed with hanging up immediately.

Jason- (to himself) Damn, my text app doesn't work again. No nevermind. (starts calling Frank).

Frank- (recieving call) Hey.

Jason- (says to Frank) What up mane? (hangs up)

Frank- (to himself) What the actual fuck? Jason and his text calling.

by thetryplethreat December 23, 2010

Sheep calling

When you call your sheep. Sheep callers usually call themselves Confire.

Confire Today at 2:27 AM
Wait who's sheep calling

by Bobby Saget 123 August 14, 2019

Stone Call

Kind of like drunk dialing, except you call someone while high.
Usually a bad idea.

Yeah I kind of stone called you.

by bb+af November 22, 2011

Beaver call

The act of taking a deep breath and blowing it into the vagina during oral sex then release, the sound created mimics the queef but trumps it in comparison.

Adrian woke up the entire house performing the Beaver call on his old lady last night.

by Jdfire October 10, 2018

Bubbe call

A health and welfare phone call between friends, flat mates, or relatives, named for Bubbe (Yiddish word for grandmother), that is a play on the term booty call.

1. Have fun on your booty call tonight, but send me a text when you're back home. If I don't hear from you by noon tomorrow, I'm giving you a Bubbe call! Gotta make sure you're not dead in a ditch on the side of the road!

2. This is your 12 noon Bubbe call. Since you answered, I'll assume you're not dead in a ditch on the side of the road, yes?

3. I just saw your tweet that you're home sick today. This is a Bubbe call; do you need me to bring over some soup for you?

by ab234 December 30, 2021