Stop being so cynical

No... No. You eat a dick.

Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

being a cody

The act of quitting a game after getting on it for 3 seconds and saying it's bad

man: hey did you hear about rick he quit cod after a match man 2: sounds like he's being a cody

by mr.ruggy wuggy December 19, 2020

Being a 0 or a 1

Ok being a 0 means being a bottom and being a 1 means being a top. You can also be a 0.5 which means your a verse / switch. This originates from Chinese slange.

For example:

tony is a 0 which means he is a bottom
Stephan is a 1 which means he is a top
Michael is a 0.5 with means he is a verse / switch
Being a 0 or a 1 is up to personal preference.

by Arycot May 19, 2025

BeJrooOOMUN BEING

THE Culture AND PEOPLE'S of THE SUPREME BeJrooOOMUN BeiNG NAME GUMIGHTYBEJIS AND GomightyBjis lormightybjis JaMIGHTYBJIS jamightybejis OF LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. BEING jroooomun IS BEING HUMAN. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

I INVENTED AND MADE AND CREATED ALL BeJrooOOMUN BeiNG's OF ALL ARTATION'S OF THE UNIVERSE'S. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

by LONNIE BJ December 20, 2020

Being a Russell

When a friend tells you to get on an online service such as Xbox or PC, but when you get on, your friend is playing with someone else on a different game not predetermined or a game you do not have, or they simply "dont feel like it anymore". This is especially effective when you are in the middle of something and the person being a Russell interrupts your task.

Man, Adam was being a Russell last night when he told me to play PC with him but when I got on he was playing a game I didn't have and wouldn't play with me

by dmanham123 March 13, 2014

Prime Being

(n.) A variant of a human that lives in another universe, one that is much more advanced than our lowly and discriminatory society. This leads to all Prime Beings being much more polite than humans. They also have ten "Leading Roles", who have special powers that keep their planet, Haria, in check.

The ten Leading Roles are Light, Wonder, Peace, Love, Inclusion, Acceptance, Joy, Loyalty, Wisdom, and Patience. Ten new Leading Roles are chosen every year.

Person 1: Have you heard the rumors?
Person 2: What rumors?
Person 1: Ara is suspected to be a Prime Being.
Person 2: OMG!

by US-IL December 20, 2024

Being Dire

state of being a hoe ass bitch.

I was talking to my friend and he was being dire.

by JonTro April 28, 2021