squeeze a squirrel

taking a dump. this term keeps it in the rodent family to go along with prairie dogging.
dude after that roach coach food i need to go squeeze a squirrel
by long drive to reno March 25, 2011
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squirrel extravaganza

(noun)A delicious commonly made drink sold for 4.95. To please a party of 2 it consists of a 12 oz beer (preferably light), 4 oz. white wine, and 12 oz. iced tea (arizona).

sometimes used to describe a party of squirrels (usually high class).
I made a squirrel extravaganza when i was wasted at a beach house for me and my friend and it was delicious.
by joesph paveleski May 03, 2010
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Yellow Squirrel

The person that quickly logs off an IM to avoid responding to awkward questions
Hey did you ask him if there was an another women?
yes and then he just logged out
Whoa he is such a yellow squirrel.
Totally
by Gelid Crystalum July 02, 2011
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Squirrell Syndrome

Pertaining to a lack of composure of the bowels; vis.: bum-wee; esp. following a period of extensive alcohol intake beginning circa age 14.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Bum wee; corrosive flatulence; the inability to travel more than 20m without requiring defecation; sonorous and voluble digestion; the requirement to eat healthily for brief but ultimately insignificant periods; Chicken Cottage.

A recent 7-year study has found no medical cure.

Remarkable similarity to Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Noted for increased prevalence in Lincolnshire, UK.
Mike: I've got Bum Wee.

James: Must be Squirrell Syndrome. Chicken Cottage?

Mike: Yeah.
by A Random Architect June 02, 2011
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flying squirrell

to run and throw your pelvis in the air, resembling a flying squirrell.
Usually directed at someone whether it be a best friend or fat-chick.
Donny Doozie did the craziest flying squirrell last night at the bar.
by AnthonyWeaver March 29, 2006
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Baby night squirrel

A high school girl who comes up and goes to bars under the assumption she is a college student.
This bar is full of baby night squirrels.
by B&B in the morning March 26, 2012
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Secret Squirrel

having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser
by Swoned.com August 08, 2003
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