Potato Horse

What I was referred to in my 3rd class.

1: Hi POTATO HORSE do you want some smarties?
2:Want my banana POTATO HORSE? (stop it dirty minded people)

by Potato Horse November 13, 2017

Potato Paul

When a Irish Pufter evolves into a potato

Potato paul paul looks at the mirror as he turns 15 and thinks he is this and that and realizes he is a FUCKING POTATO

by Angry cory August 10, 2018

potatoe chipe

a potatoe chipe is when you have a potato but stick your toe in it and the chip gets an e

damn that potatoe chipe is thicc tho

by skrtskrtato April 16, 2020

potato condom

It's when your dick is a big as fully-matured potato and no condom will dare to fit around it.

Yo bro this broad wants this potato condom.

by The One and Only What December 9, 2017

hobo potato

A sexual act involving no less than 2, but no more than 5 men

The boys had a hankerin' for a hobo potato later that night

by Hot Tater Lovin' Man July 14, 2021

Potato Enthusiast

A person who completely worships a god food
Will sacrifice themselves for a tatertot
The most godly smol bean possible

"Haha, Ann-Marie is a potato enthusiast"

by quirkywaterturkey March 20, 2020

potato thot

A thot that looks like a potato but is such a thot they are SUCCessful

She's such a potato thot

by Gonzo1476 October 27, 2017