THE BEST COUPLE!!!!
by ThaBiggest November 20, 2023
Get the Antwon and Mariamug. Most known for being the most random girl god created, Maria Almeida is a girl your friends are jealous of.
Because she is super comfortable around pretty much everyone and when she wants to she can really be thoughtful, kind and understandable. She likes all kind of music, so her most liked vibes for songs are, horny vibe and chill vibe.
Her favorite programming language is C and loves Sebo de Gamer.
Does not like gym guys because she claims they have small dicks, dad bods are more her style.
Because she is super comfortable around pretty much everyone and when she wants to she can really be thoughtful, kind and understandable. She likes all kind of music, so her most liked vibes for songs are, horny vibe and chill vibe.
Her favorite programming language is C and loves Sebo de Gamer.
Does not like gym guys because she claims they have small dicks, dad bods are more her style.
boy1: Yesterday i met the most random girl yet, but she seemed pretty cool, talked about Sebo de Gamer.
boy2:I guess you finally meet Maria Almeida.
boy1: this is going to a be a start of a wonderful friendship :))
boy2:I guess you finally meet Maria Almeida.
boy1: this is going to a be a start of a wonderful friendship :))
by Simplório March 19, 2021
Get the Maria Almeidamug. “The Mexican Martha Stewart” famous for her Salsa, crafts and interior design. Rose to fame on Instagram. Know for her defined Latin curves and raza lifestyle.
by Rojo Grande August 24, 2020
Get the Tia Mariamug. She is a nymphomaniac.
by joshuanina November 22, 2021
Get the Maria Doloresmug. Maria is a really caring person if you get to know her. If you plan to be her best friend then expect a fun and teasing relationship. Maria might seem teasing and maybe even a little mean on the outside, but if you get to know her, Maria is very caring and kind. She will always ask “how are you doing” and wait to hear the answer.
Maria is beautiful, flexible and a good artist. She most likely has brown or blond hair and brown eyes.
Maria is beautiful, flexible and a good artist. She most likely has brown or blond hair and brown eyes.
by anonymous November 3, 2020
Get the Mariamug. A very caring and fun person to be around. Has very strong opinions and an ability to prove she's right. Lover onigiri and anime. Maria will never betray you and is likely to replace a part of her brain with a part of yours if you get close. Although she sometimes lets her insecurities take over, she still won't let other people say that she's less then insenely amazing (which, we can all agree, is true) and get away with it.
by KatushaPerochinyNozik November 21, 2021
Get the Mariamug. A truck driver soul in an angel body. She is always the funnier and loudest bitch in the room. if you hear a siren check again, it could be her laugh.
Dirty jokes are a religion.
Dirty jokes are a religion.
by K.d.levin November 21, 2021
Get the Mariamug.