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by mr-green-is-the-mf-goat November 29, 2019
Get the Mr. Greenmug. by HammerNail September 1, 2023
Get the Green Airmug. A fancy word for jealousy.
by Chut up July 20, 2008
Get the Green Monstermug. Here's to drunkenness & cases of beer, to the shots of vodka & Everclear. Here's to random hookups & the Walk of Shame. Heres to knowing his number, but not his name. Here's to Beta 500 Week, the year's biggest bash. Here's to being a BG student, now let's go get trashed!
by D$ December 5, 2004
Get the bowling greenmug. (n) 1. a band that used to be good but was taken over by middle schoolers, 9th grade girls, and fake-ass emo chicks.
2. a day where you smoke weed and drink booze; also called 420
2. a day where you smoke weed and drink booze; also called 420
1. Green Day is an example of, well, a Green Day band.
2. Stoner: Wow, look at me, I smoke weed, I'm cool, it's a green day.
Some dude: You mean, like the band.
Stoner: Uh, no...wait, what?
Some dude: Didn't you just mention the band Green Day?
Stoner: Oh, you mean the "I walk this empty street on the boulevard of cocks" guys.
Some dude: Yeah
Stoner: oh
(Stoner pulls out shotgun for no apparent reason and blows dude away, because thats always what happens at the end of these gay dialogue thingys)
2. Stoner: Wow, look at me, I smoke weed, I'm cool, it's a green day.
Some dude: You mean, like the band.
Stoner: Uh, no...wait, what?
Some dude: Didn't you just mention the band Green Day?
Stoner: Oh, you mean the "I walk this empty street on the boulevard of cocks" guys.
Some dude: Yeah
Stoner: oh
(Stoner pulls out shotgun for no apparent reason and blows dude away, because thats always what happens at the end of these gay dialogue thingys)
by Dude Man guy April 21, 2005
Get the Green Daymug. An American rock band formed in 1987. The band consists of Billie Joe Armstrong (vocals and guitar), Mike Dirnt (Backup vocals and bass guitar) and Tre Cool (drums).
After releasing the album "American Idiot", they gained a great deal of popularity. The album deals with the George Bush era and the Iraq war, as well as being a teenager in disadvantaged areas of America and thus being without prospects for the future.
Their latest album, "21st Century Breakdown", deals with the economic crisis, war and religious fanaticism amongst other themes. Although musically their latest album is not considered to be as strong as "American Idiot", it's lyrics are very advanced.
Green Day are different to many other modern bands in that they sing and play music about the objective world, about relevant issues which affect a lot of people.
After releasing the album "American Idiot", they gained a great deal of popularity. The album deals with the George Bush era and the Iraq war, as well as being a teenager in disadvantaged areas of America and thus being without prospects for the future.
Their latest album, "21st Century Breakdown", deals with the economic crisis, war and religious fanaticism amongst other themes. Although musically their latest album is not considered to be as strong as "American Idiot", it's lyrics are very advanced.
Green Day are different to many other modern bands in that they sing and play music about the objective world, about relevant issues which affect a lot of people.
by ShineOnYouCrazyDiamond August 9, 2009
Get the Green Daymug. A random player, i.e. a non-party member, in a game of Call of Duty.
By definition, a green douche is a medically handicapped homosexual who has severe brain damage caused by the utmost caliber of mental retardation. He cannot go 3 seconds without stuffing a cock in his mouth.
It should be noted that green douches experience a severe reaction of a rush of blood towards their genitalia upon acquiring an M203 Grenade Launcher, Energy Sword, or Sniper Rifle.
Several severe AI bug is affecting all green douches:
Upon being killed by an enemy, they are known to keep attempting a frontal assault at the enemy's last known location until the game is over or the enemy runs out of ammo. While this is most likely due to the brain damage, their AI claims this is due to "hacks" and insists the killer is also homosexual.
Another AI bug occurs when a friendly calls in a Care Package. This crashes the green douche's combat function and moves them from their position, A, to drop-location B, linearly. Green douches will walk through front lines, minefields, sentry guns, or even into bottomless pits in line segment AB to steal the friendly package.
A global AI bug occurs universally in games among green douches of any game when there is any item labeled a "sniper rifle.” Green douches will equip, team-kill, or rage quit a game until they get a sniper rifle. It is not uncommon for a herd of the entire team except you to thus be camping.
By definition, a green douche is a medically handicapped homosexual who has severe brain damage caused by the utmost caliber of mental retardation. He cannot go 3 seconds without stuffing a cock in his mouth.
It should be noted that green douches experience a severe reaction of a rush of blood towards their genitalia upon acquiring an M203 Grenade Launcher, Energy Sword, or Sniper Rifle.
Several severe AI bug is affecting all green douches:
Upon being killed by an enemy, they are known to keep attempting a frontal assault at the enemy's last known location until the game is over or the enemy runs out of ammo. While this is most likely due to the brain damage, their AI claims this is due to "hacks" and insists the killer is also homosexual.
Another AI bug occurs when a friendly calls in a Care Package. This crashes the green douche's combat function and moves them from their position, A, to drop-location B, linearly. Green douches will walk through front lines, minefields, sentry guns, or even into bottomless pits in line segment AB to steal the friendly package.
A global AI bug occurs universally in games among green douches of any game when there is any item labeled a "sniper rifle.” Green douches will equip, team-kill, or rage quit a game until they get a sniper rifle. It is not uncommon for a herd of the entire team except you to thus be camping.
That green douche has a boner of revenge, he keeps running into the sentry gun to kill the guy that knifed him. That guy now must have all his killstreaks.
The green douche just jumped off the map to steal my care package which was shot down off the map. That was the third time he jumped to his death now.
Why is the game lagging? Oh, there's a green douche on our team from Uzbekistan who has 1 red bar. He's 0 for 100 and trying to snipe with a silenced auto shotgun.
Hang on, I just received a message. It was from someone in the last game on our team. I can't understand him though, it sounded like he was gurgling sperm and I think he was trying to ask me out but I'm not interested in homosexual relationships like he is.
The green douche just jumped off the map to steal my care package which was shot down off the map. That was the third time he jumped to his death now.
Why is the game lagging? Oh, there's a green douche on our team from Uzbekistan who has 1 red bar. He's 0 for 100 and trying to snipe with a silenced auto shotgun.
Hang on, I just received a message. It was from someone in the last game on our team. I can't understand him though, it sounded like he was gurgling sperm and I think he was trying to ask me out but I'm not interested in homosexual relationships like he is.
by Sniper McSnipadin December 7, 2012
Get the Green Douchemug.