a day so mundane/confusing/weird that you just want it to end and forget about it as soon as possible.
"Yesterday was so confusing, i waited for a phone call for 5 hours and they ended up not calling at all. Then the power went out until morning"
"Wow that seems like a weird day"
"Yea, it was a tax write-off day"
"Wow that seems like a weird day"
"Yea, it was a tax write-off day"
by Trymphus September 1, 2025
Get the tax write-off daymug. The phrase "Fanum tax," coined by the comedy creator Fanum, Fanum created the term in late 2022 to describe a humorous bit where he took food from his friends. Like with the meme "Skibidi toilet," even Gen Z is perplexed by Gen Alpha internet memes.
by Subscribe to TakisTK's March 18, 2024
Get the Fanum taxmug. Women’s Tax is a term for the things that society pins on women to do involuntarily (like not paying taxes per say) to not feel ashamed, manly, or “gross” that only apply to women i.e. having to shave nearly your entire body almost every other day-
Women 1 - I really wish I could grow out my body hair and not feel ashamed about it!
Women 2 - Yeah, I hate women’s tax.
Women 2 - Yeah, I hate women’s tax.
by georgiatrue January 22, 2020
Get the women’s taxmug. The extra tax charged to arrogant snooty big heads up their own arse that buy stupidly expensive things (e.g. cars)
Oh look at that big head Dave with his brand new Audi R8..
Reply: Wonder how much big head tax he gets charged for owning that..
Reply: Wonder how much big head tax he gets charged for owning that..
by Shellie_G September 22, 2021
Get the Big head taxmug. I need a few more yards of concrete. The reporters got a backhoe and dug up my last tax shelter.
Have you thought of using a charitable foundation?
Have you thought of using a charitable foundation?
by gnostic3 October 3, 2016
Get the tax sheltermug. by ondatra August 14, 2024
Get the Fanum taxmug. The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with a psychotic narcissist (@incubator) who plays victim, while simultaneously driving a new Jeep and spending money on her multiple paramours. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actually supporting your children, the incubator tax is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Paying your incubator tax does not guarantee you any contact or custody of your child, as incubators are known to groom and alienate children against their fathers.
Keith's ex Jenny won't let him see his kid, but she went to court to have them issue him an order to pay her every month in incubator tax so she can make her Jeep payment.
by Vigilante Dad April 29, 2023
Get the Incubator Taxmug.