don vito syndrome

When someone in a fury and angry state is yelling and the other people around him/her can only understand some of the words they are saying. Often times the one who has don vito syndrome does not make complete sentences but rather short phrases with swear words mixed in.

Mickey: Daniel why do you always leave your shhabengi out and don't fritelshdutbs like a normal person

Daniel: Looks like you've caught don vito syndrome

don vito syndrome

by jbenon January 13, 2010

turtle syndrome

turtle syndrome occurs when men experience cold temperatures and their testicles and shaft shrink and move close to the groin, resembling a turtle retreating into its shell.

this water is so cold, i've got big time turtle syndrome.

by ross turner December 6, 2007

Freshman Syndrome

When a girl gets to college, and all she wants to do is get drunk and have sex with random guys. Usually she breaks up with her long-term boyfriend, so she can go out and do these things with no remorse.

She partied all weekend, and slept with two different guys. Man that girl has freshman syndrome like crazy!

by Johnnyknox07 March 21, 2010

ILS (imaginary "lats" syndrome)

when someone who is obviosly NOT a body builder is walking with their arms way out beside them and their chest jammed out.

Whats with dickhead?
Oh, he thinks he's tough.
Looks like someones got ILS (Imaginary Lats Syndrom.)

by noster April 30, 2004

Siegle Syndrome

The feeling of pure infatuation with someone that you barely know. Occasionally leads to liking that someone's friend?

Pantea: "Remember that kid from ASB Camp? I've been texting him for such a long time..."
Cara: "Oh god... don't tell me it's the Siegle Syndrome"

by HBLOVAAA December 13, 2010

Dolinski Syndrome

A very strange phenomenon has recently been observed in patients whom have been diagnosed with having both N.P.D. and Tourette Syndrome. In rare cases, these two diseases have spontaneously fused with one another to form a deadly super-disease known as Dolinski Syndrome.

Symptoms of DS include:

-cold shallow eyes
-paper thin smile
-callous obnoxious laughter
-repeatedly inappropriate behavior

-lacking sincere emotional connection
-underestimating the value of friendship
-grossly misunderstanding the meaning of love

"Dolinski Syndrome has no cure. Although it is not contagious, DS is a very serious form of mental illness and there is a real danger for those closest to the afflicted. A full and immediate quarantine is strongly recommended."

by Scorched Birth August 23, 2011

Federica Syndrome

When a person says "Good night" but doesn't even go to sleep until 4-6 hours.

Person with "SY": GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
Normal person: Good night! Sleep Tight!

*After 1 hour
Person with "SY": I'm Back! LOOOL GOOD NIGHT!
Normal person: Dafuq? Aren't you going to sleep? Night...
*After 2 hours

Person with "SY": HAHAHAHAHA GOOD NIGHT PEOPLE.. Ok'2 this time i'm going to sleep!
Normal Person: Make sure! OK? NOW GO TO SLEEP!
*After 3 hours
Person with "SY": SUPPPP PEO-
Normal Person: FOR DAMN SAKE GO TO SLEEP ALREADY! YOU HAVE A SERIOUS Federica Syndrome!

*Injects Tranquilizer and Anasthetic Injection....*

by Paradoxieus July 30, 2016