No Strawberries in our Cool Whip

A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"

Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."

by Dr. Gangstalicious Jones, E$q. April 3, 2015

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strawberry fluff

When a hot ass girl gets licked out by a hot ass boy while on her period with an unshaven fairy

Sam: did you pull our friend's amazingly sexy younger sister last night?

Jake: yeah, you know, just a bit of strawberry fluff, the usual, she's hot

by masterofbootygoals April 14, 2015

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creamed strawberry

The act of cumming and then smearing the cum on the top of ones peniss. Then letting your girlfriend/boyfriend (or random womman/Man ) lick it of for pleasure. Bothe for you and her/him.

Bob: Dude how did you get such a smoking hit girl ??
Rob: I just gave her a creamed strawberry and she was all over me. Girls love them strawberry.

by SuperDreadnoughtCannonGustav X August 20, 2015

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strawberry ripple

when a fool don't get no treatment for his bow cancer he creams a load of red -white man love usually followed by extreme pain but is partly cancelled out by the gasem

yo dude you here about that porn star that gave a girl a (strawberry ripple) on her face in a live show. yeah man he's totally out of the business.

by the blood of their eyes August 16, 2016

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Strawberry Jammin'

The act of being in the way of something or someone. I.e blocking the path way.

Example of Strawberry Jammin'

Being in a shop isle and having someone standing right in front of you, they see you, but they just stand there and will not move to let you pass.

by SazzySuzzane November 8, 2016

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