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'A Standing'

'A Standing' is a post millennium term created by young energetic internet wizards to describe old men that babble nonsense and long winded insults from keyboards onto social media websites such as Facebook and/or Twitter etc.

Typically 'A Standing' would have a profile picture of an old man with arms crossed defensively suggesting he is ready to take on anyone on the internet with his troll like grumbles.

Insults usually come in the form of mirror talk, as the old man catches a glimpse of himself here and there, words like pathetic and child travel from brain to keyboard and then on to the web.

'A Standing' usually believes laughing face emojis are a form of support on his posts & comments, however does not realise the laugh is on him
Oh dear, looks like we have 'A Standing'

Yup, hes defo 'A Standing'
by Rightmond November 29, 2022
mugGet the 'A Standing'mug.

Standing O

An orgasm you get while standing
She deserves a standing O for that back massage she gave me earlier.
by stealyourfacebook September 2, 2016
mugGet the Standing Omug.

How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.
guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?
by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024
mugGet the How long have you been standing theremug.

Lemonade stand

When you cum and piss when receiving a blowjob
by anonymous November 1, 2020
mugGet the Lemonade standmug.

standing on business

your doing something that makes you a boss
You hanged up the phone on your ex wow girl standing on business
by nayaplay.0 February 9, 2024
mugGet the standing on businessmug.

Kick stand

When your dick is so long and stiff that you can use it to stand.
“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I'm using my dick as a kick stand.”
by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021
mugGet the Kick standmug.

kill me where i stand

Put your fucking hands up and get out of the car!

kill me where I stand
by Séan Miller February 10, 2022
mugGet the kill me where i standmug.

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