Social pooper

Every time you have to poop, the other person with you also has to poop.

Man Jared, every time I poop... you have to poop. I think your a social pooper.

by ApolloEz November 6, 2018

social dogstancing

When we take our dogs for walks in this time of pandemic, we keep them away from other dogs by practicing proper “social dogstancing.”

We walked the dogs yesterday while practicing proper social dogstancing.

by AnotherAlias April 12, 2020

Socially Fatigued

Social Fatigueness is a feeling that you get after spending too much time with freinds. It consists of mental and occasionally physical tiredness. It is most common in introverts and can be very discomforting and, in severe circumstances, may even lead to a crash of depression.

After Aj killed herself her freinds realized that she was actually socially fatigued.

by AJ Hampton November 29, 2016

Social Netmarketing

Using social networks to promote and/or market your product and/or brand.

MTV should get a "social netmarketing" award because of all their activities on MySpace and Twitter.

by mikedelgado February 19, 2009

social selling

The use of you online social brand to fill your sales pipeline.

When social selling, Mary prefers to use her LinkedIn account over Facebook.

by Nob Hill Solutions April 24, 2017

Social Nuke

(v.) Someone annoying you so much by being stupid that you, purposefully on non-purposefully, project your negative feelings onto their friends and isolate them as punishment.

"Shut up; don't make me social nuke you."
"It took me 3 months to recover from that social nuking."

by WhoCaresAtThisPoint August 26, 2016

Social Hornet

Noun
social hornet (plural social hornets)

A gregarious person who likes to attend parties and other social gatherings with the intent to disrupt the natural flow of conversational towards topics where they hold the "moral" high-ground; a people person who starts debates that have no finite or discernable answer for the sole purpose of being correct through the impossibility of proving them incorrect.

Synonyms: Troll; Jason
Antonyms: Social Butterfly

Only a social hornet would argue: "A lion would whip a polar bear's ass, they only kill things that cant fight back."
"It doesn't matter who's terrain they fight in..."
"A lion would just eat their fill of seals and penguins, the polar bear wouldn't even have a chance"

by TopDuke December 5, 2022