The posture assumed in couples selfies by a taller woman dating a shorter man, so as to appear equal in height to her partner.
"I didn't know Lisa was six feet tall, she looks Jeff's height in all their pictures!"
"Yep, that's the magic of the short guy squat."
"Yep, that's the magic of the short guy squat."
by miss_tarrare July 26, 2014
Get the short guy squatmug. When an individual is provided with an external stimulus or situation that the individual does not want.
It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)
b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis
It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)
b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis
"Marcus has to work on the weekend! That's awful."
"He sure does. He gets a lot of short dick surprises like that."
"He sure does. He gets a lot of short dick surprises like that."
by Captain Hotpants September 18, 2015
Get the short dick surprisemug. A kid that is addicted/too into YouTube shorts, and tends to say the newest (or reuploaded) memes out loud.
Person: “Hey, what’s up?”
Shorts Kid: *looking at phone* OMG HAHA SPINNING CHIP MEME *T-poses* 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOEEEE 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE-
Person: Ugh, he is such a YouTube Shorts Kid.
Shorts Kid: *looking at phone* OMG HAHA SPINNING CHIP MEME *T-poses* 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOEEEE 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE-
Person: Ugh, he is such a YouTube Shorts Kid.
by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023
Get the YouTube Shorts Kidmug. The descriptive name of a now-famous male hairstyle. Before it was called the "sweet-short-long", it was called "hockey hair". Of course, now it is called the "mullett". But the potential for slight shifts of emphasis within "sweet-short-long" cleary make it the best choice, as illustrated by the example below:
Friend 1: I haven't seen Jackson in awhile. Does he still have that sweet-short-long?
Friend 2: Yeah, but he's starting to lose his hair, it's more like a sweet-bald-long now.
Friend 2: Yeah, but he's starting to lose his hair, it's more like a sweet-bald-long now.
by Kurtisheath January 18, 2009
Get the Sweet-short-longmug. 
by suck me daddy 12 January 21, 2020
Get the short and stubbymug. (N.)
The worshipped God of all video games and paraphenalia. Loved by many, considered a pervert by all, he is a boon to our society.
The worshipped God of all video games and paraphenalia. Loved by many, considered a pervert by all, he is a boon to our society.
by Shorty T. November 14, 2004
Get the Short Thimblemug.