3 second rule

the rule that dictates that after you leave a seat it only belongs yours for 3 seconds, any longer then its fair game for who ever wants to nab it.

p1: oi bitch, you nicked my seat
p2: three second rule man.

by Richard November 05, 2004

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5 second rule

Informal:

A popular axiom that deems food dropped onto the groud edible for a period of 5 seconds immediately following its release. Does not apply to porous or otherwise absorptive foods such as frosted cake or ice cream.

-No! Don't eat that!
-Nah, it's O.K. Five second rule!

by Auto_Insurance July 10, 2004

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second knuckle deep

When a person inserts the finger into the caboose till the second knuckle is hidden by the rim.

Chris goes second knuckle deep while wiping his ass, not on accident.

by bigdaddyln June 10, 2008

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Second Hand iPod

Any person who sings the song currently playing on their iPod wanting to let the whole world know how bad their singing talent is.

Ugh, that girls being a Second Hand iPod.

by LiberalMania April 08, 2009

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Three Second Miracle

The Three Second Miracle is one of the rarest events to take place on Earth. This is when a guy who should remain a perpetual virgin gets with a girl drunk enough to let him have sex with her. Then after inserting his penis, in all his glory, the man experiences the three second miracle, for never again will he have the opportunity to have sex.

Man: "Wow that was great"
Woman: "Wait what? your done already"
Man: "yea, it was like a three second miracle"

by KeithPhef May 06, 2009

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