Teacher: Time for school!
2nd grader: Oh hell no!
Teacher: Oh hell yes!
2nd grader: *Throws up on purpose*
Teacher: You may be dismissed to the nurse.
Second grader: *Cuts hand off of self*
Teacher: Wow I
will call your mom!!
2nd grader: Thank god!
Teacher: You were faking?!
2nd grader: Yes but my hand still hurts...