Satan

my little brother

my little brother is satan

by Kinexux40 May 26, 2023

satan

my mom

my mother is satan

by i’m am your real mother November 22, 2021

Satan

A cute kitty cat that lives in Indiana

“Oh look it’s Satan, the cute kitty!!”

by Satans caretaker November 1, 2020

Biblical Satanism

A small sect of Satanism which believes in God and Satan as living beings/deities. Biblical Satanists believe that God is the villian of the bible and that Satan is the hero. They share some things in common with LaVeyan Satanists such as indulging in sin, having pride in yourself, and thinking freely. You don't have to worship Satan to be a Biblical Satanist, that's your choice.

Have you ever heard of Biblical Satanism?

by CromBomb September 24, 2017

Sack of satan dongs

Just like it says, it's a sack full of satanic dildo'S

I smacked johnny in the face with a Sack of satan dongs

by Faster81 April 3, 2020

Satan

The man who created i ready and its awful balloon breaks.

satan made i ready when i was still 3 years old

by ANTIFAMAN2008 February 25, 2024

Be gone satan

Something you say when satan is following/cursing you. Or when you want to get rid of him from your fridge or house.

Me: Who's there?!
Satan: It's me! SATAN!!! Die!!!
Me: Be gone SATAN!!! *makes a cross with my middle fingers*
Satan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Rip Satan, he got oofed*

by DaOneAndOnlyYandere December 4, 2019