Satan

Biggest Loser In The Whole World/Universe

Satan Hates us with no loving kindness. He tempts, tried to decieve us so we dont make it to heaven

by GoodVsEvil September 17, 2021

Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick

Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now

by Your Mom692 February 8, 2023

satan

A fictional character that rebelled against a fictional God's teachings.

Satan isn't any more real than God.

by The Original Agahnim October 9, 2021

Hamas is not Satan, Ben

And you're not God, Jew.

Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2024

Satans Kiss

The act of fining yourself a paper cut on the tip of you dick and then fucking a lemons socks off. You finish by blowing your bloody acidic cum load in your bitches mouth.

This is used as a for of punishment like revenge sex

I got satans kiss last night for cheating. I couldn't get the bloody out of my teeth for hours

by CUMNUGGET June 2, 2017

satan fisting

Fisting a girl that's on her period and waiting till your hand get's covered in blood then fisting her in the butt.

Hey wanna try some satan fisting?

by donnie69_tittybrailreader_og April 28, 2015

Satan's Mouthwash

The rare term of describing how it feels to temporarily choke on your own spit mid sentence, usually some people use this term in an angry, annoyed way (In an irrational tone of voice)

Random Guy: "Steve, this morning I just got Satan's Mouthwash 3 times!"
Other Random Guy: "That sounds horrible, Alan."

by Another Unused Spoon March 21, 2021