Sandusky pause

When you inappropriately pause before answering a serious question or during the process of answering a serious question. Coined by Jerry Sandusky when pausing after asked by Bob Costas if he was sexually attracted to young boys.

Keith gave a Sandusky pause when asked by his HR rep if he was masturbating in front of Erin Andrews.

HR rep: Keith, did you or have you ever masturbated in front of Erin Andrews?

Keith: Masturbated in front of Erin Andrews? What? Like jerk off? In front of Erin Andrews? Are you serious? Come on. Masturbate in front of Erin Andrews? No. I--what? That's silly. I would never masturbate in front of her. No. I didn't masturbate in front of her.

by hoboscratch1 November 15, 2011

sasquatch balls

When a guy does not man scape, trim his ball hair

Girl I could not find his dick because his sasquatch balls!

by ashane July 5, 2017

sanusi

Someone who look like an artist. Usually very fun to hang out with but can be serious sometimes. He has a very unique way of speaking called 'kecek kelate'.

Man: Is that Sanusi?
Woman: Oh really!! He looks like Michael Jackson
Man2: He is very fun to hang out with
Man3: But sometimes he can be serious too
Man 2: Yeah, sometimes only

by Praktikum 2 August 3, 2017

sam the science man

that kid that's hot and funny and smart, yeah that's sam.

person 1: remember Sam the science man?
person 2: yeah the hot one with all the chicks, he ditched me because I'm not popular
person 1: what a bitch

by mansfield ma December 24, 2018

sam golbach

you cannot put a definition to this man! he’s just everything more than words can describe. what a perfect hooman.

oh look, sam golbach.. the sexiest man alive

by sam.golbach.obsession November 8, 2019

Sauce Monkey

(n): A short and stocky person of Italian descent.

You need some cement poured? I know a mason named Guido Joe in the union, he’s a real sauce monkey.

by BD_Joe November 9, 2020

Derek Savage

The author of Cool Cat Saves the Kids. Even though it says not to cyber bully, he opressed I Hate Everything for his opinions on the movie of Cool Cat.

Guy 1 : Hey dude you heard of Derek Savage?
Guy 2 : Yeah, he's such a ... Savage.
Guy 1 and 2 : Hahahaha, LOL.

by Hupu Duk January 21, 2016