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Rancho Rats

A sub-species of Homo-sapiens mainly populating the suburbs of Rancho San Diego (other variants are known to populate La Mesa and Spring Valley).

Though not actually rats, they garnered this nickname through the general sleaziness and trashy manner in which they operate.

Their daily routine consists of going on bottle runs, getting into fights, yelling at respectable shop owners 'cause they "didn't do nuffin", buying and selling xanax, drinking cough syrup, and doing anything they can get their hands on. Nearly every member has been "caught up" at some point.

Though many see them as dangerous, they are generally docile creatures who will not become aggressive unless provoked. Do not confuse non-violence with kindness as they will not hesitate to steal, mooch, or Gip you if the slightest opportunity arises.

Separating themselves from Gangbangers, these degenerates have no unifying identity or ideology and are generally a biracial pack of hooligans.

They can be found in their natural habitat at the ralphs shopping center.
Hey Jon can we take the other way home? I'd rather not run into rancho rats scurrying around
by anyone above 12 April 28, 2017
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Dust Rat

-noun

1. A mass of fine, dry, skin particles, lint, hair, pet dander that is formed by static electricity taking the shape of a rat.

-adjective

1. An individual who is rapidly decaying (shedding skin) and generates large amounts of dust.

2. A generally dirty smelly person.
Did you see the size of that nasty dust rat in the corner? You totally need to go to the dermatologist.

I couldn’t find dust rat immediately but I was able to locate him by following his trail of epidermal detritus.
by Nick U January 17, 2008
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Cunt-rat

A disbaraging term for an infant or child that insults the parents, especially the mother. Extrapolated from the idea that a really dirty vagina would have rats.
Bitch, get your cunt-rat off the hood of my car! How long before that girl starts spewing cunt-rats?
by The West Side Smasher April 24, 2003
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Senior Rat

Likes to think they are top of the cheese. Regularly hides on two hour lunch breaks and slithers around like a fat snake snitching on unsuspecting individuals. Prefers the climate of the city but reluctantly is forced to venture to the south.
Oh look here comes that fat Senior Rat again
by Notaratto October 30, 2022
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app-rat

an individual who refuses to delete miscellaneous, useless applications on ones computer. Similar to "pack-rat."
Man 1: John has so many pointless applications on his computer.
Man 2: I know, he's such an app-rat.
by skierdude2.0 July 26, 2009
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Brook Rat

Someone from the town of Westbrook, this is someone who likes to get fucked up. Including but not limited to drink alcohol, smoke butt's, smoke weed, smoke crack, blow pill's, blow anything they can get in their nostrils.
some brook rats place in westbrook
by brookrat420 January 23, 2011
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Rat Slinger

A person who tries to resurrect dead memes, dead trends and old jokes that no one cares about anymore.
Mike: Guys, I made Harry Potter popular again!
Dave: No one cares. Stop being a rat slinger.
by JokeJar July 18, 2019
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