Patty Mayonaise

A sexual maneuver performed by slapping the ass of one's sexual partner and then placing two fingers quickly, yet gently, within his/her vagina.

Patty=slap
Mayonaise=insertion

Skeeter attempted to give BeeBee a "Patty Mayonaise" but her dad walked in and kicked him out of Bluffington. I guess Skeeter will settle for a Patty. He is blue.

by jizzy joe August 8, 2007

Patterned

Patterned is another word for beaten up or banged up

1 - aye g this neeks gonna get patterned tomo after school

2 - safe sn g

by d207 April 1, 2019

Patty

A massive cunt with a tiny head and funny face. Likes to think shes prettier than other girls and talk shit about them out of jealousy. Patty also has fake tits and her body is shaped like the letter P, perfect for a punk ass bitch.

Wow have you seen Patty? She looks like a factory defect barbie doll.

by free69dagoat June 12, 2019

Patty

Patty is a very creepy person you want to stay far away from in order to maintain your social status in school or in public. He will cramp your style at any chance so stay wary... also around girls he can be very creepy such as the famous hammock incident of September 2019. Patty is not a social animal and is very very quite. But, when he does speak he is so fucking annoying uggghh!

Other variations of word include the infamous:
Paaaetrick -(used by his mother)
Pppaaattty- (used by his supposed ‘friends’)

Hey, don’t be such a patty!

by Coonigga April 1, 2020

Patty

A word used as a euphamism for lesbianism, often used between friends in a passive and friendly nature. Continually used by single heterosexual friends between each other. Also comically used through the medium of song between close friends high on Ben and Jerry's

God, we are such patty's

We will die as patty's

*sings* Im coming out, i want the world to know, im patty the lesbo...

by Divaaar November 15, 2006

patty

patty.{the epitome of angst}
a so called slang term for saying somebody is full of vulgar unessacary pain and emotional termoil.usually of a immature nature.
age group.
12-16

"shit son, that girl is crying her eyes out while listening to hardcore southern rock, shes such a patty"

by brandi le' November 13, 2007

Robert Pattinson

The actor who plays Edward Sparklefag in the Twilight movie. A confirmed Anti, he has openly declared that he thinks Stephanie Meyer's writing is ridiculous. Before acting in Twilight, he played Cedric Diggory, a rather underappreciated performance. Poor guy should've read the book before he signed up. Ah well, he's getting paid, and he only has one more movie to do.
Also, he has superpowers of boredom that he uses to repel stalkers.

Stalker: OMG ROBERT MARRY ME YOU HOT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Robert Pattinson: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: ....
Robert: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: -leaves-
Robert: Phew.

by Fnord of the Bananas August 27, 2010