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purple hulk

It is when a man has a hard on and he squeezes his dick near the base, causing a build up of blood in the penis, giving it a purple appearance and causing it to increase in size.
Yesterday I got hard and squeezed the base and was all like ''Fuck yeah! I'm the purple hulk!''
by the doctor of the road June 8, 2009
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purple headed fluffy clam stabber

Top & Bottom,
Its A Mans Penis.
Here Love Let Is Put Me Purple Headed Fluffy Clam Stabber In Ya.
by HereImLethalHEW April 20, 2009
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Purple Tiptoes

When having intercourse standing up, the male retrieves his penis in time to ejaculate on the ground in front of the partner; who then shoves the partner through the newly created puddle, causing them to slip in it and fall and appear purple after being bruised severely.
My girlfriend looks like she got the shit beat out of her, but really, it was because I gave her purple tiptoes.
by buhooobs November 10, 2009
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Purple like lelouch's eyes

The most perfect eyes you will ever gaze into the best of best colors the color of purple like Lelouch's eyes.
Fangirls: Oh my god did you guys see that! it was purple like Lelouch's eyes
by HigeViBritannia August 25, 2010
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purple stack

A stack or wad of 500 euro notes.

It's called a purple stack because the 500 euro note is purple. 500 euro notes are the most widely available high-denomination currency, worth about 6-7 times a 100 USD note. This enables one to carry a lot of money in a very small volume.
Muhammad got caught flying out of Madrid with a million euro in purple stacks.
by trichet March 3, 2011
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Purplefied

The state of being after smoking Purple Haze. Symptoms include seeing everything in purple, cravings for grape drink, laziness, and the munchies.
Steve over there is totally purplefied.
by Assdaddy March 13, 2011
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purple slinky

when you fuck soo hard your dick shrivels up and turns purple when your done
Dude she goes hard, she gave me a purple slinky last time!
by KyGen May 28, 2011
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