A person (often male) who is very handsome and is awkwardly into ponies. Has huge man tities and is named tony. This person has a no interests in semen because he has none. A lot of people usually threaten him to go commit suicide (or how many people say these days: commit « die »).
by Jonathan Lunders July 17, 2018
Get the Tony the ponymug. by BeamMeUpScotty! October 28, 2015
Get the pony-boobsmug. Definition 1: A type of horse that is on almost every little girl's christmas and/or birthday list, mainly due to the success of the show My Little Pony, but is almost never actually bought by the parents unless they're filthy rich.
Definition 2: A hit song from 1996 by R&B singer Ginuwine that is responsible for about 75% of the babies born in 1997.
Definition 2: A hit song from 1996 by R&B singer Ginuwine that is responsible for about 75% of the babies born in 1997.
1. Little girl: I want a pony for Christmas!
2. Ginuwine: if you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony!
2. Ginuwine: if you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony!
by Don't do drugs kids November 17, 2017
Get the ponymug. A biological Man, from Kitimat, who takes part in vaginal/anal intercourse with a variety of different horse breeds and sizes.
I walked In on Mark F fucking the shit out of small horse. I don't understand why they think it's a good idea to become a Pony Pounder. Must be from Kitimat.
by HORSEFUCKERSPECIALIST October 25, 2025
Get the Pony Poundermug. A name for a "brony" that feels the need to convert everyone to lovers of My Little Pony.
As an Action Someone who fantasizes about sexual relations between themselves and the characters of my little pony.
As an Action Someone who fantasizes about sexual relations between themselves and the characters of my little pony.
" Someone please get these damn Pony Porkers off DA"
" Ran into a herd of pony pokers at comic con, nearly shit my pants."
" Ran into a herd of pony pokers at comic con, nearly shit my pants."
by Dr.X213 June 29, 2013
Get the Pony Porkermug. by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019
Get the Show ponymug. A tool (organic or inorganic) used to stimulate yonis. Can refer to a dildo, vibrator, cock, dong, etc., but especially used for a larger implement that will really take her for a ride!
Becky wasn't totally satisfied by her man so she stopped by Good Vibes to get herself a yoni pony.
Man I love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
After she was through with my yoni pony, I immediately fell asleep.
I use my yoni pony to make that pussy pony!
Man I love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
After she was through with my yoni pony, I immediately fell asleep.
I use my yoni pony to make that pussy pony!
by CB&PB March 8, 2016
Get the yoni ponymug.