mother fucking ponies

THE MOST FABULOUS FUCKERS ON THE PLANET THATS WHAT THEY ARE

MOTHER FUCKING SPARKLY RAINBOW UNICORN PONIES YA MOTHER FUCKING PONIES

by anflade December 2, 2017

pony

Definition 1: A type of horse that is on almost every little girl's christmas and/or birthday list, mainly due to the success of the show My Little Pony, but is almost never actually bought by the parents unless they're filthy rich.

Definition 2: A hit song from 1996 by R&B singer Ginuwine that is responsible for about 75% of the babies born in 1997.

1. Little girl: I want a pony for Christmas!
2. Ginuwine: if you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony!

by Don't do drugs kids November 17, 2017

road pony

An imagined blue sphere of unspoken truths from the previous evening's escapades.

Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Lets just say, after we went back to my house, I had to get out the road pony.

by Capitalsallaround May 20, 2017

Pony Eye

A hairy butthole

Damn girl, you'd better wax that pony eye if you have a date tonight!

by BCACDACD January 17, 2016

Pony

In British slang, "pony" can describe something or someone that is unattractive or of poor quality.

She was excited to meet him, but when he showed up, he looked proper pony.

by Ed wood wood June 2, 2024

Pony Tailable

Hair that's long enought to pull back into a pony tail.

My friend Carol told my hair dresser she can cut off a decent amount of hair as long as it's still pony tailable.

by bennzz61 January 21, 2011

Pony

P.O.N.Y. P-regressives Offended (for) No (reason) (in a) Yamulka
- social justice warrior, regressive

much like the RINO Republican In Name Only, The rino tries to appear like the parties mascot, the elephant. but is not... an elephant. the pony does the same and tries to appear as the noble donkey, but is really just 'my little participation trophy pony'. Wearing a Yamulka to hide their anti semitism.

Hillary Clinton doesn't represent true liberal values, such a pony.

by asapatheist March 20, 2017