my pony had a seizure 

help me, this is not a joke

seriously, my pony had a seizure

my pony had a seizure by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

Cone Pony 

Sexy female flaggers on the job site

Holy fuck bro look at them Cone Pony’s! Who’s dick we gotta suck to get them on our job!

Cone Pony by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021

Sloppy pony 

When you’re giving intense head and your pony tail gets all up in there.

Girl, I was giving this man some bomb head and had mad sloppy pony happening to me. Good thing we were near the lake!

Sloppy pony by Young tity September 6, 2021

Flying Pony Technique 

A technique used in the game PUBG (Player Unknown's BattleGround) in which a chauffeur will take a car and drive around enemies to draw attention and allow his teammates to shoot at the targets. The survival rate of those doing this technique is unusually high, which is strange.

Yesterday night, Lpeace went around and executed the perfect flying pony technique!

Flying Pony Technique by Erkanis February 8, 2022

Buckle pony 

A Horse breeder that only will breed to incentive nominated stallions ( I. E. Pink buckle , ruby buckle , etc )

Client : Is your Stud nominated for Pink buckle or Crown Royal ????

Non-Nominated stallion owner : thinking - Great hears comes another buckle pony 🤦🏼 ♂️

Buckle pony by TopHands April 30, 2022

Buckle Pony 

A person who only breeds to a “Buckle” or incentive fund nominated stallion

Some Buckle pony called me today ask if my stallions where crown riyal nominated.

Buckle Pony by TopHands April 30, 2022

pampered pony 

Is a high maintenance female, that needs to be waited on hand and foot. Basically a spoiled brat.

Look at Dawn over there getting her nails done for the 5th time this week. She’s such a pampered pony.

pampered pony by MormonMafia88 May 25, 2022