Politically aligned sexual preference

aka. P.A.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people of the same political identity as they are

Joana is a Democrat who has a politically aligned sexual preference; meaning she is only sexually attracted to people who also identify as being democrats.

by Vanguard 1998 April 3, 2021

Political Pick Me

A white female who talks about how bad white people are to black people

"Linda is over there apologizing about being white to a black person, what a Political Pick me!"

by Landiah February 11, 2022

Polite Wipe

The perfunctory wipe-down of a surface before someone else uses the still-filthy surface. It is commonly performed as a means to signal care and consideration for a third party without actually caring enough to clean properly.

I gave the phone a polite wipe before moving desks.

by Office Drone #695 September 19, 2019

Political punch

When a conservative finds a liberal Supporting Joe Biden, lieing, cheating on spouse, burning down buildings, sexual assault, supporting the KKK
, or anything else stupid liberals like to do they get a "Political punch"

Job Biden said" let's rains tax's 45% to support the LGQT community" then a conservative said " You idiot, you deserve a "Political punch" in the throat!"

by Honky donkey22 November 24, 2021

Political Correctness

Political correctness is basically the reason why half of all jokes are "oFfEnSiVe" or something. I couldn't care less if you called me a pig (I'm a cop after all) but some 14 year old white girl on Twitter will get offended for me. Actually, that won't happen because political correctness has single-handedly caused cops to he hated on Twitter. People who follow political correctness also tend to be racist towards white people for whatever reason.

Synonyms: Bullshit, Annoying, Stupid

"Hey, did you know that Jessica follows political correctness now?"

"Yeah, didn't she cancel someone for being white?"

"Yup"

by Sanae Katagiri March 31, 2022

Political bar fight

An expression used to describe all of the pointless fighting and bickering that tends to happen in the government over various policy issues, the effectiveness and credibility of political leaders, how important and or valid certain beliefs and values are, etc. While it does occur in all levels of the government, it happens most frequently on the state and federal levels. These conflicts often times cause significant delays in passing important pieces of legislation They are often to forward and or their party’s agenda and or as way to get acquire more power and influence when discussing a particular issue.

There are always political bar fights happening in the U.S. government these days; often over relatively pointless things.

by Vanguard 1998 January 1, 2022

political priapism

An unwanted and painful election that won’t go away after four years

This shit again!? Man it was kinda funny at first but i really just want this election to go away now. This is political priapism i swear.

by Doomicus magnus May 15, 2024