- Man I found a couple of cute girls walking in the street the other day so I followed them and just when I was about to ask for their numbers a league policeman busted me!
- Sucks bro, maybe next time try to hit on girls in your league, the police will leave you alone!
- Sucks bro, maybe next time try to hit on girls in your league, the police will leave you alone!
by BeepBop472842 September 21, 2023
Get the League Policemug. A: "Islamic architecture uses a lot of geometric patterns."
B: "That's racist!"
A: "No, junior race police, Islam isn't a race."
B: "That's racist!"
A: "No, junior race police, Islam isn't a race."
by LorenzoPhoenix October 5, 2016
Get the junior race policemug. Self-appointed patrolmen and women who document and video the atrocities of fellow drivers who allow too much space between them and another vehicle at a stoplight.
Oh no! The Gap Police caught me 2 car lengths behind the car in front of me. I hope she doesn’t shame me on Instagram!
by Ms. Coffee January 7, 2020
Get the GAP POLICEmug. by Keybroo September 18, 2017
Get the warehouse policemug. Fabrizio - “I suggest you remove that post, it’s already been reported to the online police… big hug”
by TMDNS February 24, 2024
Get the online policemug. 1) adj-The act of jogging through IKEA instead of going to your step mom's former boss's wedding
2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it
2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it
1- bro I just don't wanna go to my step mom's former boss's wedding.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.
2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.
2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.
by Dwight k. Schrute January 8, 2020
Get the Police spoonmug. When you are dealing with a total clown, uniformed or not.
"Can't police no underwear!" more specifically, "I am going commando!"
Something you say when somebody is acting like they work for the CIA or some/sh"t.
FBI open up?
- what?
We have heard reports of pigeons in your region?
- what?
Sir I need you to open!
- tf you think this is, CSI Miami!?
- "F"CK you coppers, CAN'T POLICE NO UNDERWEAR!"
"Can't police no underwear!" more specifically, "I am going commando!"
Something you say when somebody is acting like they work for the CIA or some/sh"t.
FBI open up?
- what?
We have heard reports of pigeons in your region?
- what?
Sir I need you to open!
- tf you think this is, CSI Miami!?
- "F"CK you coppers, CAN'T POLICE NO UNDERWEAR!"
Your underground boxing clubs in a America are very safe and cute these days.
But who knows, "can't police no underwear!"
But who knows, "can't police no underwear!"
by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 7, 2025
Get the can't police no underwearmug.