can't police no underwear

When you are dealing with a total clown, uniformed or not.

"Can't police no underwear!" more specifically, "I am going commando!"

Something you say when somebody is acting like they work for the CIA or some/sh"t.

FBI open up?
- what?
We have heard reports of pigeons in your region?
- what?
Sir I need you to open!
- tf you think this is, CSI Miami!?
- "F"CK you coppers, CAN'T POLICE NO UNDERWEAR!"

Your underground boxing clubs in a America are very safe and cute these days.
But who knows, "can't police no underwear!"

by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 7, 2025

Police Station Burnride

The act of 4 cannabis enthusiasts taking a trip to the police station in an automobile, each with a fully packed bong.

The driver then honks the horn 3 times, and the reeferheads must finish their bowls and drive off before the police come outside.

Hey esè, wanna go on Police Station Burnride Holmes?

Yeahhh mannn that sounds dank!!

by chortleBagChungus April 11, 2024

police

murder pass plus

I hate minors… oh wait the police exists

by 5minutecrafts April 29, 2024

police

murder pass plus

I hate minors

oh wait the police exists

by 5minutecrafts April 29, 2024

thinkers troll police (TKTP)

The TKTP is the only police that stop trolls;

The TKTP is based on AUTTP but forbids gore

The thinkers troll police (TKTP) just r8ded my server

by ITZWINDOWZTIME May 11, 2024

online police

Fabrizio Romano’s secret weapon

Fabrizio - “I suggest you remove that post, it’s already been reported to the online police… big hug”

by TMDNS February 24, 2024

American police man

Mostly a racist ass white cop that is in America and likes to pull his strap when a nigga has done nothing. (AKA the guy who killed George Floyd)

Devante: Who is that Mike?
Mike: Nigga shut the fuck up its a American police man he is gonna spread our cheeks is he sees us.

by your_blackie9 February 28, 2024