D on The C

Exact meaning:Deuce on the clock.

Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.
Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.
Clock means clocked in at work.
Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb

While at work today I took a d on the c.
Took a d on the c in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.
Taking a d on the c in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.
Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major d on the c.

by @AKADonaldTrump February 28, 2011

Mickey D's

McDonald's

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

baby d

A term to describe a very small penis

He won't join in the orgy with his "baby d"

by Reese38139 November 16, 2006

Tenacious D

The greatest band in the history of life.

Tenacious D is the shit.

by Fuckin A Dude November 2, 2003

Tenacious D

Gods. More specifically known as wonderboy&young nasty man,Jables and Kage,JD&KG..etc.

Its rare to be in Tenacious D.

by cara October 1, 2003

d-pill

Dick pill

What a man takes when he is acting like a chic.

Wallace: I broke a nail!
Dylan: Dude, grow a pair...
Aaron: Yea, take a d-pill...

by thesunaninja March 20, 2014

D-stache

when you take your pooppy dick and put it across someones face (where a mustache would be). Used for revenge, the D doesn't stand for dick, it stands for Davis

I'm going to give you such a D-stache for putting snow in front of my window

by AJ man pants March 22, 2009