shit can

A sudden termination of employment

My brother was shit canned last week.

by Pavarti May 04, 2005

Panda Shits

The aftermath of Panda Express. Always sloppy... sometimes painful.

Is believed to have caused a young child to die... damn you orange chicken.

See the squirts

Lonnie and Steve love going to Panda Express despite having panda shits right after.

by L0NN!E September 14, 2008

hangover shit

the shit you take when you have a hangover that cures it. it weirdly works

I had to puke for like 3 hours but then i took a hangover shit and i felt better

by Mr Suzuki April 29, 2011

magic shit

To excrete without leaving a trace in your anal area; continuing to wipe but failing to find any traces of shit. Believed to occur when a turd is released at a rate of knots. The most economic and fulfilling shits ever.

Varients: Ghost shit, phantom shit.

"I just had a magic shit"
"What's a magic shit?"
"I didn't have to wipe, it came out so fast!".

by Ritchie May 01, 2004

dry shit

Mythical shit that leaves no residue and requires no wiping of the anus. People who claim to have dry shitted, are usually embarrassed because they did not wipe their ass, and claim that the ass didn't need wiping. All asses need wiping

"Oh my god will just took a dry shit."

by Daddy November 28, 2003

on the clock shit

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

This is any kind of shit that you take while you are punched in (clocked in) at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.

"Thought you might have fell down the toilet since you took so long in the bathroom?"

"Oh no, I just needed to take a nice "on the clock shit"!

by jamminspacey January 24, 2010

Shitting Beauty

A person who remains on the toilet for an excessive allotment of time, allowing no one else to use the facilities.

*knock* *knock* "Hey, Shitting Beauty! You gonna hog the can for a 100 years, or what!?"

by The Original Shitting Beauty July 09, 2013