the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

a sentance with every letter in the english lexicon typically used to test typewritters or keyboards to test if all letters work

Customer: "my keyboard doesnt work"
technician:the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
technician: you lied

by why is everything being used April 12, 2022

Lazy Cunt

A big shit talking cunt who does absolute Fuck all except talk shit and act like a movie star.

Hey Mate, can you help us finish all this work? We need to produce a result in the morning!

Nah, I'll just do a visual!

Lazy Cunt!

by B.Colombet September 25, 2023

Lazy Baby

When your baby is a lazy little shit, half assing things like crawling or eating

"My baby is a Lazy baby"

by Quackity's Baby July 7, 2023

lazy snuzan

In ancient folklore, Lazy Snuzan is the ghost widow of her crazed insomniac husband who killed her. Like a parasite, she spends her time searching for a host bodies. When she finds and inhabits her host she will do anything to sleep for as long as possible. There have even been reported cases where lazy Snuzan has physically possessed her victims and forced them to hide, switch off, bury or destroy their own alarm clocks during a sleep state.

Wake up! Has Lazy Snuzan got you again?

by Bakedpotato771 April 18, 2016

Lazy

The definition of lazy is that one friend who won't get up off his fricking butt because he is a couch potato.

You are such a lazy turtle

by Dat toilet Boi December 16, 2019

Lazy

Someone who doesnt have the will or fortitude to do anything

Ex. Niggas name nisar who order through doordash cause they lazy af

by Ragzzzz December 2, 2020

Lazy Peanut

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.

I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.

by DUDE May 13, 2005