Describes an individual who appears to be "lazy" but is actually incredibly good at designing all aspects of their life based efficiency and automation
John: It's going to take us weeks to code it. James: I'll write an algorithm so the machine can do 90% of the work for us. John: I can't decide if that's brilliant or lazy. James: "Brilliance is laziness well executed"
by KyleWho? September 15, 2019
“I just drew some art of Ichigo Kurosaki wearing a cute-ass 2000s outfit I saw on Pinterest. Damn, that’s some well done shit.”
by Cattenbleegh June 01, 2024
by Well mother sick August 29, 2021
A person, usually an American, who's identity and politics are based on the "Wellness Bible", i.e. a set of politically correct ideas related to exercise, health, fat acceptance, etc.
Kelly, a typical Wellness Bitch, can't go out to brunch because the restaurant doesn't have any vegan gluten free options.
by Joan Breibart February 23, 2024
A term colloquially applied to an individual who meticulously avoids carbohydrates, strategically manipulates nutrients, and leverages their dietary choices as both a political statement and a testament to their superiority. This person often believes their eating habits not only contribute to personal health but also significantly benefit the environment, thereby asserting moral and ethical high ground based on their consumption patterns.
Claire is such a Wellness Bitch! She won't come out with us to the Italian restaurant because everything has gluten and nightshades in it.
by Joan Breibart March 13, 2024
A Wellness Bitch is a phony person who is “passionate” about “holistic” health and wellness. Fat or thin, but all eating dis-ordered if they don’t have one of the FIVE official Eating Disorders, they regurgitate marketing talking points in a cultish manner so as to elevate their own sense of self and appear pure and ”good” while they binge on “bad” foods.
Kathy is such a wellness bitch, she won't go to Shake Shack because they don't have gluten free buns.
by Joan Breibart September 08, 2024
This is the response one receives, when they have locked the music and continues to forgoe all precautions for safety into the square.. usually followed by a hand shake .
by Town242 December 03, 2022