Salt Settler

A white or Caucasian person

There were too many salt settlers in the room so I left.

by M. Lovely Winner March 22, 2022

Salts

Salts stands for “Smiled a little then stopped” if you wanna put lol through text, but you really didn't laugh out loud, and only smiled for a second, its perfect

Jerry: Hey look at this funny meme
*Jerry set a photo*
Luis: Haha salts

by SatansMassiveBalls January 19, 2023

Salt Water Shower

(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.

Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.

sweat shower salt perspiration

by MR. Polo1987 October 15, 2015

GOLDEN SALT

Golden Salt, commonly used in videogames, refers to someone enjoying pissing off other players and hearing their anger. (Similar to the idea of a golden shower, but in this reference, it's about having the other player piss on you with their anger/salt)

I love getting golden salted by these noobs on Call of Duty.

by shattmields October 31, 2018

Salt

Used when one is hurt, blown, or disappointed.
Because salt burns and stings.

-Oh man, I left my cellphone back at the mall!
-HAHA, you're salt!

by NDuvONur April 16, 2010

salt

To be salt means that you are very unlucky

Fisrt you mada dead, den you dafa. A how you one salt so?

by crisis February 18, 2005

Salt

Passive aggressive and angered by the tiniest things.

You're so salty

I'M NOT SALTY PETER

by MarkRuffaloIsMySon December 2, 2018