butt ass nake on the turl

a crazy shit so brutal the only option is to take off all your clothes

person 1: what took you so long?
person 2: sorry man, it was a butt ass nake on the turl kind of bathroom break

by man’s worst friend September 10, 2025

Naked Left

The worst offensive football play ever called in the history of mankind.

No way, coach just called Naked Left with the game on the line, this is not going to go well.

by Kyle McHugh May 1, 2024

church naked

The more PG way of explaining nakedness.

The state of being bare, excluding underwear.

Girl 1: I was so wasted last weekend– I think I ended up getting naked.
Girl 2: You got naked?
Girl 1: Well, church naked.
Girl 2: Thank goodness

by notncrmie July 12, 2017

Naked

You

A person with no clothes on

Hey you’re naked you going for hello weeny

by Nontaken July 18, 2020

Naked hillbilly

Shotgunning an energy drink prefaced by a lick of tajin for a little extra *spice*

We each took a naked hillbilly and were tweakin’ the rest of the day

by Dutchdefinitions April 14, 2023

Naked Scorpion

A scorpion fall but naked and done intentionally

He was trying to impress her with the naked scorpion.

by ClemStokley March 27, 2025

naked forklift

Conceived while listening to slow jams and doing research on investment warehouse deals – "the naked forklift" is to find your favorite weighty woman, and with arms planked, try to lift her to the top bunk. Back braces recommended…

Have you tried to naked forklift her? that always gets my blood movin'!

by dubl-D February 3, 2012