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Machine Stalker Kelly

someone that stands next to your machine at the gym impatiently like a dumb crap
Can you stop Machine Stalker Kelly my 14 year old daughter
by KJ RIDER January 24, 2019
mugGet the Machine Stalker Kellymug.

Time Machine Tuesday

An expression used on social media that is way more original than throw back Thursday. It is meant to show an event that happened a while ago and be posted on Tuesday.
by aidan2300 May 22, 2015
mugGet the Time Machine Tuesdaymug.

anus time machine

A dildo shaped device inserted into the anus that when it comes into contact with feces will transport you back in time to when The meal that is being shat out was eaten
I used an anus time machine to eat that taco Bell again Only problem was that my pants were down In the middle of the taco bell
by katoom rider 76 May 13, 2014
mugGet the anus time machinemug.

the smelly machine gun

When you drop a fart and it sounds like a machine gun and smells like Rotorua.
by Plummdogg January 10, 2021
mugGet the the smelly machine gunmug.

perpetual posting machine

Someone that answers their own post in an endless loop babble filled post
Dennis went full perpetual posting machine when he was questioned about being a real Wizard
by ShillBilly March 18, 2021
mugGet the perpetual posting machinemug.

HOLY FAX MACHINE!

What the fax machine is used in many ways and can state many things but there is one phrase that rules all... when someone hurts themselves they say.

“HOLY FAX MACHINE! OWWWWW!”

Holy fax machine can also state the curse word fu*k
You are such a HOLY FAX MACHINE! meanie!”
by Sabooboo the great February 28, 2018
mugGet the HOLY FAX MACHINE!mug.

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