perpetual posting machine

Someone that answers their own post in an endless loop babble filled post

Dennis went full perpetual posting machine when he was questioned about being a real Wizard

by ShillBilly March 18, 2021

Automatic Teller Machine

Automatic teeeeler machine!

Ulseaphi: "Automatic Teller Machine"

by automatic teller machine man May 24, 2021

anus time machine

A dildo shaped device inserted into the anus that when it comes into contact with feces will transport you back in time to when The meal that is being shat out was eaten

I used an anus time machine to eat that taco Bell again Only problem was that my pants were down In the middle of the taco bell

by katoom rider 76 May 13, 2014

Washing Machine Heart

A song that talks about never being enough “I know who you pretend I am”

Letting people use you, basically a people pleaser.

“Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart” A heart that trys to people please

by ieatpatrickbateman May 5, 2023

Minnesota Arcade Machine

The act of inserting coinage into a male's urethra before intercourse to build up semen pressure.

"Dude my girl and me did the Minnesota Arcade Machine last night and I'm still sore."

"Would you like me to give you a Minnesota Arcade Machine?"

by Mr. Sister Kisser November 14, 2018

Ohio washing machine

When a corn fed ohio man bends a little Oklahoma boy over a urinal and takes him to pound town

Did you hear Asta gave Jef the old ohio washing machine

by Nitemare6969 October 25, 2022

Nuki penetration machine

The Nuki penetration machine has a machine used in Launch island to help the Queen Abby to scream

Nuki penetration machine made Abby Scream !!!

by anonymous June 1, 2021