coconut liberal

A Samoan or Pacific Islander that subscribes to liberal ideologies from the viewpoint of white people. They usually are active in poetry spaces or Twitter talking about bad traits in Pacific communities like supposed anti-blackness (e.g. because of a word like 'meauli', even though they don't speak or understand their native language) in Pacific communities but fails to advocate for their Pacific communities in the struggles they face.

They are just as worse as Trump supporters.
*cue video of a black man being racist to an Asian in NYC*
Coconut Liberal: "This video exemplifies the white supremacy that is rooted in today's society"
Sione: "Se, kua e coconut liberal kele lou aikae. You coconut liberal, you"
by wdymrtfm April 29, 2023
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harry potter liberal

a middle-aged woman that is obsessed with status quo democrats
elizabeth is such a harry potter liberal! shes got "#bidenharris" in her twitter bio
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fool's liberal

Anyone who claims to be a democrat, to avoid the humiliation of being associated with W. Bush, that is at heart a republican.
Wow,Cooper is such a fool's liberal. He says he's democrat, yet he has all conservative viewpoints!
by bigfootballz April 07, 2009
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Like Marxism, It advocates for the removal of not just capitalism through the means of a worker revolution, but the state as a whole. Its economy will be nonexistent, everyone will starve, and the happiness will be nothing but zero. The only source of Income will be through debate streams with Popular Alt Right Figure, Steven The Swastika Bonnell II, and through interactions with Known Jew Liberal Ian Kochinski. The only topics will be how everyone is just a clone of the other, and they will both defend paedophilia, citing out of context clips as the main reason for being villified. But they're very different people. Probably.
"Hey Man, this whole nazism and socialism thing is cringe. How about we study Anarcho Marxism Liberalism with Vaushist Characteristics?."

"Bro, are you a fag?."
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Brunch Liberal

Limousine Liberals without the money. They look the part and talk like they are elite because of their education but don’t have the wealth and power.

Drawn to activism that has high visibility but are seldom seen otherwise. It’s not politics or a cause that motivates them. It’s entertainment and status.
For Brunch Liberals politics only makes sense when accompanied by a poetry jam, public spectacle, art show, colorful decorations, fedoras and music. Look elite, bank pay check to pay check.
by Young Grizzly April 28, 2023
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liberal muzzle

A name for the face coverings people wear who still believe COVID-19 is a threat. Despite everyone else unmasked, they continue to insist on wearing masks in public, making it difficult for anyone to effectively communicate with them. Although their motives are unclear, it is suspected they belong to some sort of political echo chamber that has no concept of a benefit-risk analysis.
Person 1: Did you hear anything the professor said during lecture?
Person 2: No, they had their liberal muzzle on.
by CrispyJack February 20, 2023
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