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Coot Juice

The highly debated, delectable secretion of the cooterus maximus, otherwise known as the Vajayjay, or Vag Palace. Coot Juice can be described as an invisible colored liquid that smells pleasant and has the consistency of Slimer from Ghostbusters. Coot Juice is responsible for lubricated sex and therefore is the source of all goodness and happiness throughout the world. It is known to be a high demand product, harvested from organic and inorganic Coots, that is marketed and distributed to dry, sandy Coots world wide. Coot juice comes in a variety of flavors ranging from watermelon to roses to anchovies. The uses of Coot Juice include curing AIDS, cancer, and minor aches and sprains.
"Man, did you get any Coot Juice last night?"

"Don't worry, I harvested the shit out of Marsha's inorganic coot. That's some GOOD MUTHAF*%C$N COOT JUICE! I'M RICH BIATCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
by The Penis Fencer October 3, 2007
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Clitrus Juice

The acidic juices that flow from a womans vagina during intercourse.
I was eating Clara's furburger and she sprayed me in the eye with her clitrus juice.
by Dungaroo December 10, 2010
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pimp juice

1. Anything that attracts the opposite sex. This could be money, fame, or intellect. It is common knowledge that bitches have more pimp juice than their male counter-parts, specifically in their talk and walk. Pimp juice is also color blind, working on all colors, creeds, and kinds.
Pimp juice, however, is not present in any human for the entire duration of one's life. Onset generally occurs at age 9 and begins to taper off around age 50.
Made popular in the song 'Pimp Juice' by Nelly.

2. May also refer to Nelly's non-carbonated energy drink 'Pimp Juice', possibly used to enhance one's production of pimp juice...
"She only wants me for my pimp juice..."
-Nelly
by twineblue April 5, 2010
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cunt juice

Besides the normal definition, slang term in the auto parts business for battery acid. See andy granatelli belly jelly
In the 60s, you had to add your own cunt juice to brand new batteries
by andy1 June 8, 2005
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juice arse

like calling someone a fag or a douchebag.
by MTG January 29, 2004
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moose juice

tasty beverage made of vodka, koolaid, and beer. soo good.
pass me some of that moose juice!
by losssser November 14, 2004
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Juicing the Pear

When a chick is lying on her back with her legs together straight into the air and all you can see facing her from behind is a perfect pear with a slit for sucking out the juices
by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007
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